// Real-time · Built for offices

THE TABLE
OF TRUTH

A real-time ping pong leaderboard for your office.
ELO rankings, match history, stats — on any device, instantly.

See Features
// Champions made daily. Excuses made hourly.
Free
While in Beta
<1s
Real-time sync
ELO
Ranking system
1v1
2v2
Match modes
// What you get
BUILT FOR OFFICE RIVALS
📊
ELO Rankings
The same ranking system used in chess and esports. Beat stronger players, earn more points. No cherry-picking.
⚡
Real-time Sync
Record a match on your phone, watch the leaderboard update on the screen across the room. Instantly.
📈
Stats & Charts
Win/loss breakdowns, rivalry tracking, and Drama Engine callouts — auto-generated from your match data. Every rivalry has a story.
📅
Round Robin Schedule
Auto-generated schedule so everyone plays everyone. Track pending matchups and completed games.
🏢
Team Competitions
Each competition belongs to your team. Invite by email domain or add people manually. One login, zero friction.
🤝
Singles & Doubles
1v1 or 2v2 — both count toward your ELO. Doubles use average team rating with halved stakes.
// Live leaderboard
THE TABLE
NEVER LIES

Every match updates the rankings in real time. Your ELO reflects long-term quality — not just one lucky game.

  • Beat a higher-ranked player → big ELO gain
  • Beat a lower-ranked player → small gain
  • Every match is zero-sum
  • Minimum games threshold keeps rankings honest
CURRENT RANKINGS
RankPlayerELOWin %Streak
🥇 Joca 124 71% W3 🔥
🥈 Stefano 118 63% W1
🥉 Nishal 112 58% L1
4 Steve 98 44% L2
5 Omar 91 38% L1
// Automated Shame and Fame
THE DRAMA ENGINE

Every two weeks the Stats tab publishes a full report. Four categories, named players, auto-generated roast lines. No manual effort — the data does the naming and shaming.

⚡ Fortnightly MVP
Joca
18 games · 61% win rate
"Has not discovered lunch breaks exist."
🔥 Roasting
Steve
26 games · 3.4× league average
"The table is their natural habitat."
🛋️ Coasting Club
Stefano
6 games played · 67% win rate
"Technically ranked. Spiritually retired."
👻 Ghosting
Vic
170 days since last recorded match
"Enjoying the annual leave, are we?"
// Hottest rivalries and MVP history also tracked on the stats page.
// Setup in minutes
HOW IT WORKS
01
Sign up
Enter your work email. No password — just click the magic link we send you.
02
Create your comp
Name it, set your email domain, and invite your team. Or join an existing one.
03
Record matches
Select winner and loser after each game. ELO updates in real time for everyone.
04
Watch rivalries form
Share the URL. Anyone on your team can log in instantly with just their email.
// You decide
VOTE FOR THE NEXT ARENA
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The Pickle Jar
Pickleball
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Il Tavolo
Foosball
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The Glass Box
Squash
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🎾
Centre Court
Tennis
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// One vote per device. Results influence build order.
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